I have so many posts swirling in my head with so little time for my chubby fingers to type them up. #FirstWorldBloggerProblems.
So instead of taking time today to plan, create and fancily publish a post (ha, like ‘fancily’ is ever on my to-do list) how about I just share random, unplanned, barely processed thoughts… ready? GO!
Jetlag is no joke. He’s actually a big-ole-son-ova-a-beep who reminds me every time I yawn that I live 6 hours behind my Swiss Family. When it comes to waking up in the morning, I’m finally readjusted to my appropriate timezone. In the evenings though? I couldn’t even stay awake for something as exciting as the Teen Mom Premiere two nights ago!
Speaking of sleeping… We’ve had Olivia Benson for 4 months now. It’s been four long months sans kitten cuddles. Big news though, Rockie has decided to start reclaiming his spot on our bed again. Olivia and Michael are not happy about this.
Having your house on the market is just way too darn AWKWARD. Seriously, what are you supposed to do when there are strangers in your home? What if pissy Rockie decides to swipe them for no good reason? You’d hate for someone to think you’re leaving expensive items around: did you put away all your Charming Charlie’s Jewels?! Did that lady just sprint away from my home because she hates it or is she just training for House Hunters: Marathoners. Why have I consistently spent every single showing drinking wine and spying through a crack in the blinds at my neighbors house? We may or may not even use binoculars…
Oh yeah, wine is back in my life and she has started to lead me down a deliciously dangerous, non-whole30 path. As my girl Shannon said to me the other day: Wine is the love of my life and also my worst enemy.
Sorry for being semi-MIA lately. While yes, I have been posting… I just feel like my posts haven’t always been “me” recently. If that makes any sense… Any other bloggers go through that sometimes?! My life have so been beyond cray (would that just be cra?) lately that I haven’t even had five seconds to eat Swiss Chocolate (gimme gimme gimme) and upload the pictures from my vacation yet! The hubby is gone this weekend though, and we MIGHT be receiving an offer on the house tonight (fingers crossed) so maybe I will have some free time for blogging + netflix. A girl can dream right?
And for those of you who were following along on instagram earlier this week, thank you for your prayers. Our “Problem-Child,” the sweet Olivia Benson, had a crazy health scare on Monday. The lab results all came back with good news: Her liver is fine. She is just an insane turd who cost me $225 for no reason whatsoever.
So now let’s wrap this puppy up with a shoutout to Monday’s Podcast and Giveaway! Did you have time to listen and/or enter to win?? I’m SO EXCITED to start offering Blog and Branding Consults to my fellow bloggers! To kick this service off, I am giving away one free consult! Wouldn’t you love to sit down over a glass of wine (or tea) via Skype with a Marketing Professional (um… me!) to discuss your branding? If you just murmured “yes” to yourself, then what are you waiting for?? Go get entered!