I know there are a trillion readers out there who lose sleep every night because they are simply aching to know more about the writer behind the blog. Don’t worry, I’m not going to make you raise your hands and embarrass yourself. I’m not that kind of person. I know who you are. And I know you totally exist.
What is the best way to make sure all my readers stay tuned and focused on my random blog posts instead of constantly checking back to my “About Me” page? Said blogger starts a blog series.
My plan with this is to bring you a weekly post that shares 5 random things about me. Things that I feel you should know if we are going to continue and grow our current cyber-relationship. So here we go…
1. I have gone all white-girl-gangsta-rapper at a wedding before. (See above image.) Pretty positive I need to be fearful for revenge come November. And lucky you, there’s footage of this here incase you have four minutes and fifteen seconds to kill.
2. My all time favorite food (read: FOOD, not MEAL) is popcorn. Want to win me over? No need to sweet talk me… salt and a slight bit of butter will do the trick. Last week I almost purchased a movie ticket just to get into the theater to buy some popcorn. I didn’t have time for a movie but a large bucket of freshly popped corns? There’s always time for that.
3. The unnecessary use of sun visors in a car drives me Bananas! Yes, with a capital B. If the sun isn’t in your eyes, you don’t need that stupid thing down. Even if the sun is in your eyes, but just enough to make you barely squint, you don’t need that stupid thing down. If you have sunglasses on, you don’t need that thing down. The only acceptable time to use the sun visor is if you are A. on the face of the sun, in which case you may need more than just the visor or B. you are using the mirror on the back of it.
4. Hootie and the Blowfish. Need I say more? Yeah… I probably need to say more. Despite you Hootie Haters, I absolutely adore Hootie and the Blowfish. I know, I know. It’s just Hootie now. But I firmly believe he is just not as good as he was with his clan of blowfish. Despite the fact that almost every song sounded the same on their first three albums, and you could really only understand 80% of what Hootie sang, I still wore their CDs out. Numerous times.
5. I have gotten two concussions in my lifetime. One was while wakeboarding behind a jetski. The other was after I flew off of a jetski and somehow ended up underneath it. Jetski 2, Suz 0. And that was all in one summer.
So there you have it. The first entry into the “Things You Oughta Know” series. Is there something you REALLY want to know but have been too afraid to ask? Now’s your chance! Leave it in the comment section below! Otherwise, stay tuned to learn more randomoid-suz-facts next week!